1 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,460 break the way you are. 2 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:39,260 Everybody says we're ugly. Everybody says we're tiny and shabby. But nobody 3 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:43,060 knows we have huge passion and guts and fire. 4 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:24,220 I hate you, Wacky John. 5 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,640 Can't see anything in this fog. 6 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,200 What the... 7 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,360 Finger, take a seat and learn. 8 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:05,720 Bully ball, door strike, electric elbow. 9 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,710 Welcome to the team, Gravity. 10 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:56,530 $40? That's a lot of money. 11 00:02:57,650 --> 00:03:04,170 Allow the maestro to do what we experts call the haggle. 12 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,200 Here we go. 13 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:11,240 $40. How about $30? 14 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,400 How about $40? 15 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,360 $35. $40. 16 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,960 $37 final offer. 17 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,260 $40. 18 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:26,640 Okay, okay. My really real final offer is $39. Take it or leave it. 19 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:34,140 Cute. Okay, tell you what. How about $40 and you can get... 20 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:35,920 Miss Garbage. 21 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,280 You got a deal. 22 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:45,080 So he's the superhero that cries a lot? We could have at least gotten a comic 23 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,660 I've heard of. You're dwelling in the past, Mikey. 24 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:50,300 I'm all about the future, baby. 25 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,780 Eyes forward. My eyes are forward. No. 26 00:04:05,799 --> 00:04:07,580 Snow? This time of year? 27 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:13,820 Could it be? I just went to go shopping and now I run into my true love. 28 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:21,079 Even the heavens themselves rain their blessings upon us. The snowflakes. What 29 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:24,620 perfect metaphor for our unique and beautiful love. Hey. 30 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:30,760 Earth to Mikey. Not the time for one of your regular daydreams. 31 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:32,380 Are you okay? 32 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,000 Sorry about my friend. 33 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,740 I'm fine. I'm fine. 34 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,440 Watch where you're going. 35 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,540 Oh, I should watch so I can watch you. 36 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,160 So I don't run into you, but we could run into each other again. But not 37 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,340 physically, you know what I'm saying? 38 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,520 Great. 39 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:58,940 That was Lucy Weller. 40 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,260 The Lucy Weller. 41 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:04,630 Now she's going to tell everybody at the party what freaks we are. 42 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:07,610 What time is that party again? 43 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:09,790 You said your mom wouldn't let you go. 44 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:13,350 See? 45 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:16,250 Violence solves everything. 46 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:18,130 That's a terrible lesson. 47 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:22,630 You report on all the dark corners of this crime -infested city and you 48 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:24,390 it's full of terrible lessons. 49 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:29,130 Is there really that much drama in covering dog fashion shows, cat fashion 50 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:32,950 shows, reptile fashion shows? Wow, there's a lot of animal fashion shows in 51 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:37,430 town, huh? You just wait. When I win my Pulitzer, then you'll see. 52 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:39,690 Hmm? 53 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:45,870 Mike? Oh, uh, well, I was just thinking about what a great mom you are, so I got 54 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:46,870 you a present. 55 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:54,110 Whoa! Dirt Potato's lost album, Drive by Sunnyside? Where did you find it? 56 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:55,720 I have my sources. 57 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:59,840 You know, I went to the opening concert for their Madness Skull Tour. 58 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,760 Burn it all down! 59 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:09,360 I'm the reason they started nailing the chairs to the floor. 60 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:11,900 Hmm? Wait. 61 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,420 What do you want? 62 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:20,280 I saved the Earth. But now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my 63 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,430 This comic is really weird. 64 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:30,710 Relax. I'm coming. I'm coming. 65 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:39,150 Wherever there is crime, I'll be there. Whenever someone needs help, I'll be 66 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:44,810 there. Whenever people just need to let it out with a good cry, I'll be there. 67 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:48,930 Because I am Crying Man! 68 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:04,730 Who are you? 69 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:12,410 You don't recognize me? I'm crying, man. 70 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,930 Who are you? 71 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,460 Another one of his stories. 72 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,500 Mike, are you bleeding or dying? 73 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:30,880 No. 74 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,840 Right. Well, I've got to head out now, so have fun going to the party with your 75 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,760 weird spandex -wearing hero. Wait, Mom! Mom! 76 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,300 Mom? 77 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,900 My God, you're a weird thing. 78 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,600 What's wrong? 79 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,780 Who said that? 80 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:58,180 I mean, it's not that... 81 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:14,220 Real? 82 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:19,680 I feel a million times better. Good to get it out. 83 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:25,750 Let's just calm down, okay? Who are you? 84 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:32,789 I'm Crying Man, the Sultan of Sorrow, the melancholy man of justice. 85 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,590 I'm a superhero. 86 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,850 But you were in my comic book. 87 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:41,169 Of course, and you called me into your world. 88 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:42,549 It was an accident. 89 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:47,050 Do you not like me? 90 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,370 Is it because of my costume? 91 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:51,750 You think it's stupid, don't you? 92 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:53,170 Ugh! 93 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,980 Diego's party, and why on earth are you soaking wet? 94 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,780 It was the guy for the comic, Sadland, or whatever, when I made fun of his 95 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:28,720 costume. Although, his goggles are pretty dumb. Forget the comic book, 96 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,920 I get it. It was a stupid deal, but you don't need to rub it in. No, no, you 97 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:33,699 don't understand. 98 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,240 He came out of the comic book. 99 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:38,900 Dude, I love your imagination. 100 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,320 Seriously, I do. 101 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,359 But come on! 102 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,400 Look, I'll show you. 103 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,660 Crying Man. 104 00:10:45,669 --> 00:10:46,870 I summon you! 105 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:50,570 Oh, hang on. 106 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:51,630 Let me try again. 107 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:53,830 Crying man, go! 108 00:10:56,290 --> 00:11:00,410 Dude, if you're running late, just text me. No need for all this lying and 109 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:04,050 water. Wait, Nick, you have to believe me. 110 00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:08,370 Dude, you're my best friend, but this is a new low even for you. 111 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,250 I'm out of here. 112 00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:15,990 Why didn't it work? 113 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,630 Hmm. Crying Man? 114 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:31,550 Oh, hey! 115 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:32,910 It's you again. 116 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:34,770 Crying Man! 117 00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,430 Nick, I did it! He's here! 118 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,690 Such a crap start today. 119 00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:41,490 A flippin' car crash. 120 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,420 He popped out the comic book. Look, I have to be holding it. 121 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,320 Tears, please. 122 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:56,040 Wrong tears. 123 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,440 That's why. 124 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:27,030 Nick, check it out. 125 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:30,510 I told you. A crying man. That's the guy. 126 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:34,430 A superhero just jumped out of your comic book. 127 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:39,770 Yeah, but don't mention his outfit or his goggles or... You know what? Just 128 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:40,770 don't say anything. 129 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,420 Someone is sad, very sad. 130 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:51,300 They need our help. Our help? You and us? 131 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,900 Whoa, why am I... 132 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:28,200 No time to eat my breakfast, the birds are here already. 133 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:33,280 No time for fun and play, just gotta get through the day.